OK, I am an average size individual, so you can’t tell me that I am the only person on the face of the earth that is having this problem. I would give you my exact dimensions, but I am still currently trying to get into shape. Of course the problem is that the shape I have chosen is a triangle, but I diverse.

So, who designs these things . . . for the buying public? You can’t tell me that they’re all 5’2” tall and weighing in at 110 lbs, with fingers like chicken bones. And if there’s supposed to be an obesity problem in the US, then why are they not made for fat little fingers? They are supposed to be designing these things for the average consumer. 

I now know why kids are texting so much, it’s because they can. My kids can send off 10 text messages faster than I can get off one. Now aside from me backspacing and constantly correcting the insertion of a wrong letter due to my ‘apparently’ chubby little fingers, I do use correct grammar and oddly . . . the whole word and not what seems to be an unlimited number of abbreviations.

Actually if you think about it, they’re creating a whole new language. What they write and how they read it are two completely different things. Here’s a simple text message;

Here’s What They Text: I <33 U @teotd

Here’s What It Means: I love you at the end of the day.